a true story…

A little boy went to the freezer once and got out a bucket that said “ORANGE SHERBET” on top. He scooped himself a big, frosty-cold bowlful and took a huge bite.

Then, instead of closing his eyes and going “Mmmm!” he almost barfed.

The bucket wasn’t filled with orange sherbet—it was FROZEN CHICKEN FAT!!!


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